You’re so fucking beautiful

“Please say that’s a yes. You’re so fucking beautiful, you made me forget my next pickup line.”

Under him, Rachel suddenly whimpered, and Decker braced himself for her to push him away. Instead, she threw her arms around him, latched on like she was drowning, and pressed those plump breasts against his chest. He didn’t need more green light than that.

Decker gripped her tighter, dove in deeper, caressing his way down her back and grabbing a handful of her pert ass, settling in for a really atomic lip lock. He tangled his tongue with hers, shared her breath, and rocked against her. She shouldn’t have to guess what he wanted or how badly he ached for it. Rachel stood on her tiptoes and melted against him even more.       —Wicked All Night, Shayla Black

I need to jump into the story and stay there. I just need to be her, the woman in the story. I need her lovers to be mine.

My next lover will receive a binder full of excerpts from my favorite erotic fiction, annotated and cross-referenced with findings from current human sexuality research. These will give him keen insight into what works with me so he doesn’t have to wonder, or more likely, ignore. Romance and erotic fiction read like a script for mating success. I’m surprised no one makes use of it in this way.

In the back will be an up-to-date report of my clean bill of sexual health and checklist of all the things on my sex bucket list that I have not checked yet.

Man lover on the horizon, if you are reading this: you’re welcome.

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One thought on “You’re so fucking beautiful

  1. Brilliant! Keep this idea and never settle for less than you deserve, this time. Also, keep in mind the secret ingredient for great sex is love. When someone loves you with a true heart, they are willing to do anything to please you. Believe this exists and you will find it.

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